Let's play around my playground..

23rd Mar 2012 | 34,602 notes

hahaaaa

Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.

31st Jan 2012 | 52,549 notes

comprehensionwillfail:

jasmine-blu:

i wish these were real

“Not so close, OK?”

(Source: keidzu)

27th Jan 2012 | 34 notes

dannnyjay:

- Words can’t express how sad this makes me.

RANT: I am starting university this year to study Sociology and Human Behaviour. I want to become a Social Welfare Worker only for the fact it helps others in need. “One person can’t change the world, but everyone can make a difference.” Poverty, Broken Families, Abusive Relationships, Self-Harming, Loneliness are all factors of life that are going to exist no matter how hard we try to help. I want an occupation in life to help someone who needs it… ONLY FOR THE FACT THAT even if its just 1person i help, thats 1 person who doesnt have to cry at night. Thats 1 extra smile in the world. Thats 1 less suicide attempt. Thats 1 person who can be HAPPY!

To everyone who even bothers to read this;

I am a stranger but i still care no matter what your pain is.
I am a stranger but i want to show you there is help.
I am a stranger but i will give u a shoulder when you need one.
I am a stranger but i will ALWAYS praise you, if you have attempted to break free.
I am a stranger that wants to say ~ I LOVE YOU!